Sweet jesus it has been a while. I don't know what has compelled me to start writing in this thing again. Perhaps it is because I have just finished reading Deathly Hallows for the second time (only!) and Harry Potter is making me feel all nostalgic n' shit of older times of when I used to write this blog and cry at the end of each harry potter book, which i did last night, BOY DID I CRY.

Theres a picture of my first solo art exhibition, which finished up a week or so ago. I sold one piece! But it was J who bought it so I don't know if that counts? ahahaha! The exhibit was a prize from last year's end of year graduate show at uni, and it was held mid June til a week ago at the Firestation print studio and gallery in Armadale, which is about 20 mins from my house. It's an amazing studio and gallery space, and the resident artists are fabulous. Opening night was great, all my beautiful family and friends were there, eating all the cheese and drinking all the wine me and my mum bought, and even one of my favourite customers from my work came, which was hilarious and awkward, bahahaha.

At the moment I am on uni holidays, working a few days a week and pretty much sleeping and eating and listening to bad bad music and watching Dr. Phil and THE HILLS the other days, or I'm hanging out and loving J. I've got one more semester of crappy uni left (finishing off my arts components, finished the fun fine arts last year sadly) and I have successfully chosen the most bizarre assortment of subjects that I have no interest in, really. SCIENCE FICTION: FROM MONSTERS TO CYBORGS??? Looks kind of fun but I'm pretty sure I'm going to start snoozing and complaining and whinging to anyone I can 10 mins into the first lecture. Actually, I dont know when I go back to uni. Really might want to check that shit out.

Blogging seems to be fun, but I am usually on facey facebook most of the time, stalking the drugged-up and/or impregnated folk from my high school.

( POTTER QUESTION. IN NEED OF DISCUSSION. )

Doin' lame lit essays til 4 in the morning is the only way to go, guys.
So is playin' with the webcammm.

Hey, yeah easter rocks. Easter eggs are hands down the best food in the entire universe. Giant melting chocolate bunnies come very close. I am going to stock up this year. Gonna go to the supermarket now, espesh now that they are on SALE, gonna buy everything egg and rabbit shaped. Its going to rock my world. And possibly yours in the process.

This easter has never been so fattening and drunken-ing. Ive eaten my weight in chocolate and washed it down with some cool booze at random parties and places, refreshing. And my boobs this time of year are incredibly huge so bra shopping was a bad idea. Been watching The OC a lot, J gave me all four fucking seasons on dvd for valentines, husband material he is. Season two blows a considerable amount, but season one .... whoa man, Oliver was the biggest stud and sexy asshole in TV, apart from maybe Marco in Neighbours, which I have also been sadly catching up on. Also watched this awesome mini series from the ABC called 'Marking Time'. Loved it to bits.

Uni has been ok. Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind of skipped all of last week 'cause I had better things to do. Like stress about my car, which decided to break down in peak hour traffic. As well as max my credit card at the threadless.com sale and contemplate about buying that miu miu bag on ebay. And those Ed Hardy sunnies that would LOOK SO HOT ON ME. Oh and I was also 'recovering' from my dirty weekend away with the boyfran for his bday in Daylesford, gay capital of Victoria, which ruled! Did we buy that $500 full knight armour when we went Antique shopping? We may or may have not. So, so far = done no art at uni (which is... bad...), probably behind in 2455860807 readings for history and fuck wuthering heights was a great book, truly guys, I felt so awesome about myself when I finished it.

So now its holidays for a week, time to do nothing (again?). Bought some new books, starting with the new Geraldine Brooks (PERSONALLY SIGNED!) so I will toodle off and read that. Also have an uncorrected proof of the new Stephanie Meyer so I know you must be all jealous as hell. Its so shitty and trashy and awful and LAME. But good for ya.

Also, need to buy a new camera, dropping mine 4 times isnt such a good idea, its pretty much falling apart. Given up on wasting money on a kickin digital SLR as all I will do is take drunk facebook photos of myself and my friends SO Im thinking the Canon IXUS70. Yeah, nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

ps. me and my lovebunny (ahahah) watched step up 1 and step up 2: THE STREETS this weekend (FO' FREE, THANK GOD) and maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, what the hell was that shit. Though, can't stop talkin in gangsta lingo as well as singing THAT song 'shawty had them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur...' etc. If someone could tell me what 'Apple Bottom Jeans' are, my life would be easier.

i'm outtie.

OK I NEED TO KNOW THIS BECAUSE I JUST WATCHED KNOCKED UP, SUPERBAD, AND THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN.

IS IT WRONG THAT I FIND SETH ROGEN STRANGELY ATTRACTIVE?

Lemme know, peepies.

Sooo........... Happy 2008? It's been a while mates. Spent New Years in the Philippines with billions of familia, NYE was spent playing with homemade fireworks, and usually theres a fucking dumb tradition where people tend to blow their hands off with fireworks, but not this time, it was just really LOUD. I got pretty sick on oh-one-oh-eight because I drank too much and ate too little and what I did eat I was allergic too so really I spent the night with my head over the toilet, feeling sorry for myself because if my precious J was with me in this Third World he would be holding my hair back and telling me how beautiful I am even though I would have vomited all over his shoes.

I spent 2 weeks in the 'Philz', while my mum and my brother (thumbs up man) spent three and a bit. I came back to MY HOOD a few weeks ago and it was good to be home, to feel clean toilets, so see toilet paper, to not have people try to sell you live eels along the road. Fabulous. I did enjoy it, but really only when we got out of the disgusting, traffic filled, hussy walking cities, and ventured into the country-ish parts, like Baguio (photoz!) and Bicol etc.

What else... Australian Open has been very exciting! Tsonga is amazing and I feel so sorry for RogerDodger. Anyway, so J taught me how to score properly (after like 3 years of watching it and guessing all the way) so I've been loving it. Andy Roddick SWEATS LIKE A NOTHING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE, JESUS CHRIST.

Other then that, I've been waiting for uni to start up again, even though art = not happening at the moment, as well as working, and lately I've seen a movie everyday for the past three days. Gettin' ready for the Oscars. Saw Cloverfield, Sweeny Todd, and Juno. Awesome. Espesh Juno. Ellen Page rocks all kinds of effing socks and Michael Cera/George Michael, I want to run away with you. Please tell me P.S I Love You isn't in the running for the oscars because I really don't want to sit through that swank fest.

Sweenz Todd was orright. I think the singing put people off who didn't know it was a musical because people were just leaving the theatre after the first 5 minutes. Depp will always be sexy and man Bonham Carter is the shiz. If my neck was ever sliced, I'd like my blood to be that dramatic.
Cloverfield, man, AWESOME. I loved it. Particularly The Exploding of Janice Ian. So I said, Janice, I think you're a lesbian! I mean I couldn't invite a lesbian to my pool party. And that Rob guy was pretty hot. Though, rescuing wonderfully tanned chick = dumbest ever.

Managed to get J addicted to Gossip Girl and now we cant live without it. I can't live, if living is without you. You love it.

you know you love me xoxo

ps. HOTTEST 100. Who partied with me? And MUSE.....!!!! I was so glad it wasn't Soko 'ill kill her' song because I - CANT - STAND - IT.

I can't wait for this movie.... Randomly, Maddy McCann news is so boring, guys, seriously.

RIGHT well I've totally finished 2nd year Uni ALIVE and it can shove it. Handed in my folio and it's badly-bound handmade book glory, as well as handed in my poorly written essay a week late. The lady at the Art and Design office said "Oh... isn't that late?" and I'm like, "YOU BET IT IS!". Though my essay does have killer footnotes. Forty-Seven of them. So appreciate THAT.
Now, I am progressively doing nothing beneficial at all, which is awesome. I've joined a gym (AHAHAH I KNOW) because I want to get fit, or look hot, but really I just want to look hot, and I'm working every now and then - terrorising customers with my lies and rude service. Today I was actually AN HOUR AND A HALF late for my shift because I wasn't aware that I was starting at 9, instead of my usual 12 - 5 shift, goddamnit.

I am ADDICTED LIKE A CRACK WHORE to Gossip Girl, which I have been watching since about yesterday and I am totally up to date already. Episode 7 doesn't air til the 7th of Nov in the US apparently, so I am waiting out for that. I love it. I love the hunk of flesh that is Dan. And how Serena manages to look good in everything. I do hope we see Dan shirtless soon, so I can move on from HOT HOT HOT BEN COUSINS. Gossip Girl. Its like THE OC all over again, only this time, it's ALREADY so bad and that is why I love it. I have no interest in reading the books, which appear every so often in our Young Adult section, I just want this visual trash. Plus, Gossip Girl herself sounds like a bit of a tool so I'd rather not read her narration in large chunks.

I really wish I was going to JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE tonight, lolz lolz, really I do. He's got me lovestoned and i think that he knows.

ITS ME AND J'S 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY soon! We're going away for the weekend to some mystery spot he wont tell me about. I have no idea what to give him, any ideas? I'm thinking christmas hamper. Or possibly christmas ham. I'm getting hungry. Let's party.